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To See You Smile
I appreciate the comments :shoutbox:
And the favorites :+fav:
But I really wish
I could see you smile. :)
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Things to do when you're bored
Things to do when you're bored:
• Stand outside a nursing home as the Grim Reaper
• Wait around corners and scare random people
• Sign up for informational meetings and when you get there say 'gosh darned it I thought this was about where to get drugs' and then leave
• Go out and adopt fifty puppies
• Go to the park, get no higher than five feet, jump and scream 'I can fly!'
• Travel to Area 51, and tell them a green alien looking thingy traveled out about an hour ago
• Make something, give it to someone, and then five minutes later scream at them to 'give it back'
• Get a lemonade stand, give o
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10 Reasons To Buy Toilet Paper
1) To stuff my bra in hopes that you'll see me tonight
2) To dry the tears from my eyes when you don't
3) To blow my nose and try again tomorrow
4) To keep in my pocket just in case
5) To dab my lipstick before our date
6) To fix my mascara after you say you love me
7) To clean my glasses and see the truth on your collar
8) To wipe the crap off of your lips when you swear I'm the only one
9) To use every roll to cover your house in blankets of white
10) To replace the toilet paper I wasted on you
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wahhheeeeyyyyEdit: As a commenter has said, I may have created an All-American classic. I shall publish this in a 400 page, leather bound book that you all may pass down for generations to come.
You're welcome.
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Amazing. It's so well written and emotional. One of the best stories I've ever read.