I think my meeting with past me would go like...
PastMe: "Oh my GOD YOU DYED YOUR HAIR BLONDE YESS"
Me: "I KNOW IT'S SO GREAT KID, LIFES GON' BE GOOD FOR YOU"
PastMe: "YOU GOT TALL TOO OMG, THIS IS THE BEST"
Me: "YEPP, YOU ARE FESTIVELY PLUMP NOW, BUT YOUR WEIGHT WILL BE EVENLY DISTRIBUTED IN A COUPLE YEARS KIDDO DON'T WORRY - THEN YOU'LL BE A SEXI MUZAFACKER".
PastMe: "WOAH GREAT! How's school?? Am I a genius??"
Me: "....... D's AREN'T A BAD THING YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T HAVE LOOKS AND BRAINS KID - ONE OR THE OTHER DON'T BE GREEDY JESUS"
If you met your past self, how do you think they'd feel getting to know you?
Hope you like lads!!