Shy"You've got nice shoelaces."
Dear Future Self,Dear Future Me,I bet you weren't expecting a letter from your past self, were you?Well, you probably were, considering we're the same person andyou'd have to know I was writing you a letter since you wrote it in the past so I guess you know already what's in this letter, right? Do I evenneed to write it? If I don't write it… will that set off a chain of events that lead to the you who won't read this being someone completely different!?I've watched 'Back to the Future' far too many times.Well, I'm going to write it. I guess I can't offer you infinite insightabout your future since I'm writing forward as opposed to back, and
A Very Short StoryEveryone was two inches tall.The End.