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No School vs School day ... in gifs :DWhen you get up and open the curtains to a lovely sunny day;
No school:
School day:
Getting breakfast;
No school:
School day:
Leaving the house to seize the day;
No School:
School day:
Anyone tries to talk to you;
No school:
School day:
Hours between 9 to 5:
No School:
School day:
Someone says 'Have a nice day!':
No school:
School day:
Then, the rest of the evening;
No school:
SCHOOL DAY = HOMEWORK FOREVER:
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Hope you enjoyed that :L

Christmas ... in gifs!How Christmas went... in gifs

And if you don't celebrate it, happy holidays!
All night, like:
Get up in the early am and run through the house like:
Find presents like:
GIVE and RECIEVE GIFTS like:
Folk trying to kiss you under the mistletoe like:
That one person who didn't return your good wishes and you're like:
Eat christmas dinner like:
APPRECIATING ALL THAT YOU HAVE AND BEING GRATEFUL LIKE:
And getting back to the net like:
I also watched the Back to the Future trilogy and bought and played the new-ish game, it was all very savage. Love BTTF

How was your holiday?

Studying for Exams... IN GIFS :DI have my christmas exams this week, this is how studying has went and is going:
Teacher announces: EXAMS NEXT WEEK, HOPE YOU ALL STUDIED
You're probably gonna fail because you spent the whole year like:
So you ask, "Can you tell us what's gonna be on the test" and they're like:
So you're like:
So you go home and try to study like:
You look over notes hoping that helps, but that made it worse so you're like:
So you give up, go out and have the most magical week of your life:
Then you remember the exams are tomorrow and you haven't studied:
But then on the day you stroll into the building like:
Fuck it, I'm an Under-Achiever anyway!
How does your study routine work out for you?

Party last friday night ... (In Gifs!)Went to a party last night, this is how it went:
At 10pm everyone was falling around the place drunk like:
People were dry-humping each other right next to me and I was like:
I got my friends camera and took pictures of everyone doing embarrassing shit like:
Trying to help my totally pissed drunk friend stand up right like:
But then being like: "Hey I'm not here to babysit you, fuck on bitch!"
Dancin and hangin out with the buddies like:
At midnight looking at all of them doing crazy shit like:
Hanging out with the sober people like:
Have shown my face for a sufficient amount of time and am gone by 12:40am, back on the computer like:
How was your friday night? :iconlastfridaynightplz:

This makes me really sad.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/21/north-carolina-pastor-gay-rant-starvation_n_1533463.html
I could get really fucking pissed off and say that I hate this guy and everyone misusing 'amen' to what he was saying.
But, you know what, no. I'm going to be the better person here. I don't hate people, in fact, what I'm standing up for is love. Love. Not locking people who are just loving eachother in a giant pen with an electrocuted fence for the rest of their lives.
That is so cruel and unjust and, I'm just going to say it, fucking ridiculous, that I can't even wrap my mind around it. You're treating intelligent, loving, wonderful human beings as you would treat cockroaches. Not even that, with cockroaches you'd just step on 'em and that would be the end, but no, instead you want to slowly starve 'lesbians and queers' until they die. Do you even understand how painful a death by starvation is? Not to mention, they would be cut off from everyone else they happen to love.
And what, in th

Frerard Tumblr Accounts?I'm a disgusting human being that needs her Frerard fix everyday.
I follow 2 Frerard blogs.
Frerard Lives: http://frerardlives.tumblr.com/
and
Frerard: http://frerard.tumblr.com/
They both don't update as much as I want them to but the stuff is good. However, I am wondering if you guys know any other Frerard Tumblr accounts that are very active! Doesnt matter what language just as long as it is all dedicated to Frerard and nothing else. I have problems with some accounts that dedicate their blogs to Frerard but have also the time to trash the wives and that is NOT the people I want to be associated with. (Frerard Lives does this a lot) That's why I come here to ask about other accounts.
It doesnt even have to be from Tumblr either. Livejournal, Blogger, Anything as long as it's active!
Thanks guys!!
xoxo Moochie~!

Musical March Madness 2012!Look alive fellow killjoys! the boys are up against Death Cab for Cutie in MTV's Musical Madness!
Lets show MTV what the MCRmy is made of and get the guys into the final four. According the MTV MCR is the ONLY band to make it into the final four twice! Lets work extra hard and get them the top spot this year! They deserve it!
http://www.mtv.com/content/news/2012/musical_march_madness_2012/

LET'S GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER!:iconmeowlaplz::icondummylaplz::iconsuperlaplz::iconIsaylaplz::iconpiratelaplz::iconninjalaplz::icondaveylaplz::iconjadelaplz::iconkobrakidlaplz::iconpartypoisonlaplz::iconblindlaplz::iconlovelaplz::iconrainbowlaplz::iconzombielaplz::iconcupcakelaplz::iconlawooplz:
I'm writing THREE NEW FICS AT ONE TIME! :iconepiclaplz:
-P!ATD fic :iconbrendonlaplz:
-AFI contest fic :icondaveylaplz:
-BIRTHDAY FIC FOR NITRICBLISS!

If you haven't noticed, I AM REALLY HYPER!!! HUZZAH!!! :iconepiclaplz:
SO LET'S GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER, FASTERRRR! :iconlawooplz:

Vita Sackville West"It is necessary to write, if the days are not to slip emtily by. How else indeed, to clap the net over the butterfly of the moment? For the moment pasess, it is forgotten; the mood is gone; life itself is gone. That is where the writer scores over his fellows: he catches the changes of his mind on the hop."
Vita Sackville West

Journal Review: MLP: Friendship is BollocksWell, I've delved into the realm of the cutesy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, watched many episodes out of the two seasons it already has right now.  And you know what?
I've come back....a man.
Not some macho man that still regards the series as a stupid little show that has hypnotized and suckered in countless people.
I've come back an understanding man that realizes that just because a show like My Little Pony is designed with kids in mind doesn't mean it has to be exclusively for kids.  Because let's face it; there are some people out there that can make a kid's show look just damn impressive.
Alright, a few things; one, I will be doing TV show reviews on my journals.  Second, Lauren Faust is a surprisingly talented animator.  However, I'm not about to embrace this cutesy show with arms wide open holding a champagne bottle in one of my hands and say I personally like any of the main characters, etc.  That would require me to ca

Lovely WordsHi
Okay so I had this idea today I wanted to share.
I was in a drama workshop recently and we read a lovely piece and it got me thinking about words.
I was wondering if anybody else thought about words and has anybody got favourite words. It could be a word(s) that sound nice, have a special meanings, sound cool or are fun to say. If you do I would love if you would comment. They can be in any language. I think its a very interesting topic and Id love to know what you think. I was thinking of starting a notebook for my own.
You can think me insane if you like. You can even say so if you want, I only ask you think about it first.
Here are some of my favourite words. (I may add more if I think of them)
Sky
Fusia
Lane
Air
Mesmerized
Melody
Lovely
Cute
Eve
Stream
Maiden
Lace
Filagree
Echo
Bliss
Free
Fluff
Sorrow
Meloncholy
Aurora
Lolita
Romance
Fauna
April
Ivy
Ruby
Crimson
Sea
True
Lily
Lightley
Delicate
Amusing

I love my sisterSo for all of you that don't know, my sister is a lesbian. I am fine with it, just saying.
My sister (Jaimee, pronounced Jaime) and her girlfriend (Holly) were on the late bus after school today. The high school (her school) and the middle school (sadly, my school) have the same late buses. *Late bus is for if you stay after school hours for a subject if you are missing assignments and you take the bus to a stop blah blah blah regular bus stuff.* So, Jaimee was cuddling with Holly, and these 2 dumb bitches from my school start whispering "Lesbian, dike, freak" to each other. They were talking about Jaimee and Holly. Holly then started getting upset/pissed. So, Jaimee took Holly's face in her hands and made out with Holly in front of the bitches. Jaimee then smiled at the bitches and said "Homophobia is gay, cunts!"
I really wish I was there. But sadly, I was not.

I am proud of her for many reasons.
1. She stood up for herself
2.Stood up for what she believes in

Meh drawing playlist for the day.I are bored. Let me share the music I'm listening to right now.
Warning: I have terrible taste in music. X__X
Notice: I don't listen to MCR when I draw anything MCR related. It distracts me. (apparently)
The links only work if you have Spotify.
Alt. Rock
1. "Loser"- Beck
2. "Creep"- Radiohead
Synthpop
1. "Walking on a Dream"- Empire of the Sun
"Kill all Hipsters" upbeat acoustic/electro Music.
because I dont know how to categorize this xD
1. "All the Pumped up Kids."- Foster the People

HopeThis actually gives me hope and I think that everyone should see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TBd-UCwVAY

Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty, only to me.Hush, child
The darkness will rise from the deep
And carry you down into sleep
Child, the darkness will rise from the deep
And carry you down into sleep
Guileless son,
I'll shape your belief
And you'll always know that your father's a thief
And you won't understand the cause of your grief
But you'll always follow the voices beneath
Loyalty loyalty loyalty loyalty
Loyalty loyalty loyalty only to me
Guileless son,
Your spirit will hate her
The flower who married my brother the traitor
And you will expose his puppeteer behavior
For you are the proof of how he betrayed her loyalty
Loyalty loyalty loyalty loyalty
Loyalty loyalty loyalty only to me
Hush, child
Darkness will rise from the deep
And carry you down into sleep
Child, the darkness will rise from the deep
And carry you down into sleep
Guileless son,
Each day you grow older
Each moment I'm watching my vengeance unfold
For the child of my body, the flesh of my soul
Will die in returning the birthright he stole
Loyalty loyalty loya

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"If someone jumps on my tramp and hurts themselves, how am I to blame?" AP US teacher's horrible abbreviation of trampoline XD

~ChachiTonks Feb 11, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

"Don't walk on them, you don't want what's on them."
- The gym teacher telling people off for walking on the wrestling mats, which were about to be cleaned.

"His horse uses conditioner."
- My old AP History teacher talking about a painting of Napoleon.

~AnimeAnimalLover101 Jan 30, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

This isnt teacher related but i was reading some of the storie while eating apples. I forgot to remove the sticker that is usually on fruit and ended up eating part of the sticker -.-

~AnimeAnimalLover101 Jan 30, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

In grade 8, we had a really good teacher, he was more of our friend than a teacher and he didn't really care about dirty jokes so once while my friend was on her knees, cleaning out her desk, my teacher was like "Practicing for your night job?"

Another time, this one boy was sitting on a chair infront of the teacher's laptop ad he wouldnt get up so the teacher (as a joke) sat on him and was like "I sure hope thats your knee."

Best teacher ever.

~Ruru-Kenny Jan 28, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

For this to make sense, there's a few things that must be known about my school.
We're a private uniform-wearing school.
We occasionally gets jeans-days for special occassions.
Once upon a time we had a blood-drive and everyone donating was allowed to dress-down so that they could wear comfortable clothing while being sick afterwards (most of the girls who donate time and time again feel horrible after giving blood).

So another blood drive was coming up and me /n another girl walked up to the headmaster.
Me: Hey, can blood donaters wear jeans on the day of the blood drive again?
Headmaster(in a most reprimending tone): Yeah, but don't wear that Smurf outfit again, I expect better of you.
Me: D8 *starts to have a meltdown as memory tries to process what he's talking about while feeling terrible about something I hadn't done*
Headmaster: That was a joke.
Me: .....Oh! Ehehehahaha....ha......X_X

~Bunnairry Jan 27, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

"i hate people," You would have to know my history teacher to laugh about it XD

*Pepper-Wood Jan 27, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

We were discussing Jane Eyre in our class, which my English teacher was obsessed with at the time.
Teacher: "I actually met my wife because she was reading Jane Eyre."
Student: "What would you do if Jane Eyre was real?"
Teacher: "If Jane Eyre is real, I would be cheating on my wife."

I already loved that English class, and after he said that I loved the class even more. XD

~Cutetiger40 Jan 26, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

My Art Teacher:
"Your fingers are lumpy!"
"Your nose has flaps." (Something along the lines.)
"Roll the clay into logs."
Yay art~

~Cashewkiwi Jan 26, 2012

Well, once a kid said "sharing is caring", and then my teacher said "That's how you get STDs."

*Robotgirl434 Jan 27, 2012

A friend and I use "Sharing is caring" as an excuse to steal each other's lunches.

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