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January 24, 2012


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Funniest thing I've heard a teacher say...

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 24, 2012, 3:27 PM

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"You're capable of a better result than that"

"You almost had me there for a second!"

Funniest (or unintentionally funniest) thing you've ever heard a teacher say? :la:

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XhelyX Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013  Student Artist
Hm...i myself don't consider that funny but my classmates did... Well one of my classmates were arguing with teacher and asked her in a rude way what to do and teacher went... go to g-g-g-google... and they started laughing... and called her g-g-g-google lady
MMAnners Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Student
"If someone jumps on my tramp and hurts themselves, how am I to blame?" AP US teacher's horrible abbreviation of trampoline XD
ChachiTonks Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"Don't walk on them, you don't want what's on them."
- The gym teacher telling people off for walking on the wrestling mats, which were about to be cleaned.

"His horse uses conditioner."
- My old AP History teacher talking about a painting of Napoleon.
AnimeAnimalLover101 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
This isnt teacher related but i was reading some of the storie while eating apples. I forgot to remove the sticker that is usually on fruit and ended up eating part of the sticker -.-
AnimeAnimalLover101 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
In grade 8, we had a really good teacher, he was more of our friend than a teacher and he didn't really care about dirty jokes so once while my friend was on her knees, cleaning out her desk, my teacher was like "Practicing for your night job?"

Another time, this one boy was sitting on a chair infront of the teacher's laptop ad he wouldnt get up so the teacher (as a joke) sat on him and was like "I sure hope thats your knee."

Best teacher ever.
Ruru-Kenny Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
For this to make sense, there's a few things that must be known about my school.
We're a private uniform-wearing school.
We occasionally gets jeans-days for special occassions.
Once upon a time we had a blood-drive and everyone donating was allowed to dress-down so that they could wear comfortable clothing while being sick afterwards (most of the girls who donate time and time again feel horrible after giving blood).

So another blood drive was coming up and me /n another girl walked up to the headmaster.
Me: Hey, can blood donaters wear jeans on the day of the blood drive again?
Headmaster(in a most reprimending tone): Yeah, but don't wear that Smurf outfit again, I expect better of you.
Me: D8 *starts to have a meltdown as memory tries to process what he's talking about while feeling terrible about something I hadn't done*
Headmaster: That was a joke.
Me: .....Oh! Ehehehahaha....ha......X_X
Bunnairry Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"i hate people," You would have to know my history teacher to laugh about it XD
Pepper-Wood Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
We were discussing Jane Eyre in our class, which my English teacher was obsessed with at the time.
Teacher: "I actually met my wife because she was reading Jane Eyre."
Student: "What would you do if Jane Eyre was real?"
Teacher: "If Jane Eyre is real, I would be cheating on my wife."

I already loved that English class, and after he said that I loved the class even more. XD
Cutetiger40 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My Art Teacher:
"Your fingers are lumpy!"
"Your nose has flaps." (Something along the lines.)
"Roll the clay into logs."
Yay art~
Cashewkiwi Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012
Well, once a kid said "sharing is caring", and then my teacher said "That's how you get STDs."
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